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Most Patriotic: 4,878thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,237thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,875th
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Absolute communism123

Population4.609 billion

CurrencyDenero
AnimalVulture

The Republic of Absolute communism123 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.609 billion Absolute communism123ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism123ian economy, worth 799 trillion Deneroes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,435 Deneroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, and paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism123's national animal is the Vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Absolute communism123 is ranked 23,360th in the world and 1,464th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,407.29 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Patriotic: 4,878thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,237thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,875thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,523rdHealthiest Citizens: 11,036thLargest Black Market: 11,080thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,239thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,867thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,228thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,753rdLargest Mining Sector: 13,901stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,937thTop
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Most Developed: 14,895thHighest Average Incomes: 15,483rdHighest Poor Incomes: 16,118thMost Devout: 17,085thBest Weather: 17,952ndMost Subsidized Industry: 20,911thMost Efficient Economies: 21,000thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21,289thLowest Crime Rates: 21,860thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,963rdMost Advanced Public Education: 23,360thLargest Governments: 25,146thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27,437thSmartest Citizens: 28,347thMost Inclusive: 29,054th
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Most Patriotic: 288th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 409th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 599th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 615th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 722nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 736th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 821st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 873rd in the regionMost Developed: 879th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 887th in the regionLargest Black Market: 896th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 898th in the regionMost Devout: 964th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 977th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 999th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,070th in the regionBest Weather: 1,080th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Absolute communism123 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes, Most Developed, and Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Absolute communism123 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Absolute communism123 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens and Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism123, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism123, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism123, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism123, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism123, it's never "just a game" with Absolute communism123ian sports fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism123, a tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism123, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.

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